Relationship Application: Cover Letter

Dating is hard. To put all your best qualities for a potential mate to see is hard in a social setting. With that being said, I have now forgone traditional dating procedures and will do it in a process I am much better at: applying for jobs.

Below is my cover letter for applying to be in a relationship with a nice young lady. If you are interested please e-mail me or contact me via LinkedIn (the superior dating website).

References available upon request.




To Whom It May Concern,

My name is James Calvet and I am applying to be in a romantic relationship with you. Below are a list of my best qualities that would make me the perfect fit for this position. Also below is a head shot to know what you're getting into. I am available for both a full-time or part-time position. Thank you.

List of reasons why you should date me:

•        I have a beard
•        I am good at cooking
• ·      I play guitar and drums and banjo and mandolin and piano
• ·      I can write you a song if you ask nicely
• ·      I have a car
• ·      I shower every day
• ·      I tell "dad jokes" all the time
• ·      I can take you to concerts for free
• ·      I've never been arrested
• ·      I actually clean my living space
• ·      Your parents will love me
• ·      I am spontaneous
• ·      I have an impressive vinyl record collection
• ·      I have an impressive cassette collection
• ·      I have many leather bound books
• ·      And my apartment smells of rich mahogany
• ·      I open doors for women
• ·      I give pretty good hugs
• ·      I don't have an STD
• ·      I have 2 jobs that are really cool
• ·      Don't want to go out this weekend? Cool! I have some VHS tapes we can watch
• ·      I'm not an alcoholic
• ·      I'm not addicted to drugs
• ·      I have a good relationship with my parents
• ·      I get good grades
• ·      I love animals
• ·      I make good lists

James Calvet
james.calvet@colorado.edu